A title like this can be misleading - some may think...cut what? Cut Streamyx? Cut guguciao? Cut what?

Cut hair yo!

Yesterday, I paid a visit to the Kimarie hair saloon in SS2. Yeah, the very same place which I always complain to my friends (for those of you who know) on how terrible it is.



Okay, so one of the factors that would potentially draw a person back is its low fee of RM15 for a junior cut. Yes, oh how I hate that word - 'Junior Cut'. Noob cut sounds more like to justify all my previous less-than-on-par expectations all these while!

Sure, there are other places around with the RM15 price tag, but I just don't know which one is good. If you have any good recommendations around PJ area, please...let me know. I beg of you.



This time, I brought a friend along. We emphasize on the spirit of togetherism, or 'bertogether-ness' for some of you with more lingo inside your brain.

Meet Clifford. He wants to cut his hair but has no particular place to go to so I recommended that he followed me to Kimarie.

Bad mistake! He didn't knew what he was getting himself into.



The junior hairstylist who attended to him thought that Clifford was younger than him so he wanted to be like taiko lah. He was only like what, 19 years old? Clifford was nearing a quarter of a century of age...yeah, almost nearing the quarter life crisis period.

I chuckled from the side. I looked at the hairstylist, then I looked at Clifford. I can only hope that he won't be mad at me later.

Oh, and did I also mention that the person who attended to me was a hot babe? Well HELL YEAH!

I GOT ZE HOT BABE TO CUT MY HAIR, NOW SUCK ON THAT!



Ok, maybe she wasn't super duper ultra mini-skirt-wearing hot, but she was probably the best looking one in the shop. Not bad ma, I asked for a junior stylist and I got a pretty girl to cut for me. I'd say it was a pretty damn good deal.

I've never had a hot babe cut my hair for me before. It was like lying on the bed with someone plucking your nose hair and shaving your armpits while giving you a full body massage. Nice.



She plucked away at my hair with much love and care. She went like snip. Snip. Walked over to the other side and snip. Snip.

One snip at a time. Slow and tender. It felt like time had come to a stop as I just slipped myself into the moments.

Ada sikit stim lah. Err, I mean high lah. Definitely one of the best RM15 bucks hair cutting experience ever. I had forgotten what it was like to feel a woman's touch (apart from your mother, sister, etc) and this one definitely felt good. I loved the random small talk in broken cantonese and mandarin - because I suck at it.

Yeah, bite me. I have the hot babe cutting my hair, you don't. Now scramble off somewhere.



I was wondering when it was going to end because time HAD REALLY SEEMED TO COME TO A STOP. Well that's because she took so long! She worked really slow and careful on my hair and without realising it, it was almost an hour!

I looked to my left, Clifford was already done a long time ago and had went off somewhere! Wah lau, super long man she cut! It was a very soothing and nice feeling indeed but I'd be in trouble if my ride had left without me and I would be stranded here!

Fortunately, after nearly an hour of cutting, she was done. I thanked her, gave her a peck on her cheek, paid the cashier and went out and look for my friend. Good thing he was waiting in his car outside.

So, were you wondering how we looked like now?

Me too! I got into the car with Clifford and I instantly laughed at him. He laughed back at me too. SHIT, that can only mean one thing.



DAMN STUPID HAIR CUT @&#*%@#!!

Once again, I was given a bad hair cut by Kimarie!! What kinda spastic hair is this lah OMGWTFBBQ! Haih...got fooled by beauty. Again. Now I looked like some damn small kid with not enough hair.



And Clifford? Well, I've no comments lah.

Kimarie, anyone?

lol Indian barber also can cut nicer than that and cheaper somemore. :P

Not bad what.... you have to be realistic... you only paid RM 15 for the haircut. I think it looks alright.

hahaha. tak hot pun.

erm give ppl chance la..considered best in shop already :D

others not so chun also la heh

Leo > ya damn it i think u might be right there!

seriously, your hair (the small chunk of thingy on top of your head) looks gay. u should sue them

hey daniel u shud go subang lah.theres one shop in front of asiacafe there.better lengloi there wor.foreigner summore wakakaka

nice blog u hav here my fren

aweful~

ouch. the knife just went further thru my heart.

See the ah beng sitting outside the saloon and you can already guess what kinda hair you're gonna get...lol

aiseh indian barber can do better than that~ 15mins kao tim laa for rm10

indian barber...cannot tahan the smell inside la! :P

I know someone's who's working there as junior stylist too. Haha u wanna find out the name of the lenglui that cut your hair? :P

dowan. cut until i dem emo already. i dowan go back there d

lol

dont go back there XD

I've heard they can even do cheap dye jobs. But most of the stylists are students. :P

yarr...thats why the attractive prices lah...but senior cut also too exp la. not worth imho